Trouble in Flathead County

There are really awful places to live in this world (Iraq, Syria, Los Angeles) and you would think a place like Flathead County, Montana would be a paradise compared to them. However, if you read the Flathead County Beacon Police Blotter, you realize there is trouble everywhere...even in Paradise. All of this happened on February 10th. Glad I was not there. The last two entries are my favorites. There is more at the Beacon! 

10:58 a.m. A woman reported that her sister punched her in the back of the head while she was driving.
1:27 p.m. A Bigfork resident reported that his roommate “went nuts” and broke his stuff.
2:01 p.m. A Hungry Horse resident fell victim to some kind of internet software scam.
2:19 p.m. There is an ongoing dog barking issue on Cayuse Lane.
2:57 p.m. A Somers resident who was home sick complained that he was unable to rest because his hyperactive upstairs neighbor was too noisy.
3:24 p.m. A Whitefish resident reported that someone stole his muscle stimulating unit.
5:17 p.m. One power tool was stolen by a medium sized man in Lakeside.
6:17 p.m. A potentially intoxicated woman called from Hungry Horse with complaints regarding the drunken man she lives with and his inability to build a fire that gives off enough heat, but not too much.
11:49 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that her neighbor’s house smells like chlorine and it’s giving her heartburn.