When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.
Finally, he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily accepted.
He said, “Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn’t even make eye contact.”
“Oh,” said the waitress, “I thought you wanted more coffee.”
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A woman who seemed far too qualified applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove.
The foreman frowned and asked, “Have you had any experience actually picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she replied.
“I’ve been divorced 3 times, I’ve owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama!”
