The Urban Dictionary Defines "Jeffery"

My thought here is that one should not use the Urban Dictionary when seeking a definition of one's name. I am shocked at what common parlance has relegated me to. "Jeffery" has almost become a swear word. I am really not any of the things below. You may have a different opinion.


Jeffery

A sweet, fuzzy, cuddly, bootylicious teddy bear.

Jeffery has a sweet booty!

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Jeffery

kind hearted spirit, who cares about all.
jeffery is someone thats sets something aside in order to help a friend.

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Jeffery

A player who likes to smoke weed and have sex a lot. He will be extremely nice until you fall for him then he will act like you never meant a thing to him.

Dude why are you being such a Jeffery?

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Jeffery

a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.

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Jeffery

Another word for a 7 1/2 inch penis

Damn!! You got a Jeffery

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Jeffery

A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.

A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.

So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.

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Jeffery

the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.

"don't be a jeffery right now"