The Daily Ground Hog

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. Whe...

April 22 was another rough day in Flathead County. Per the Flathead Beacon Police Blotter : Injured Duck Flathead County Sheriff...

First Timothy 5:17-24 from the New International Version of the Bible: The elders who direct the affairs of the church well are worthy ...

“Well,” snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you’ll just be waiting...

From the New International Version of the Bible, First Timothy 5:1-8: Do not rebuke an older man harshly, but exhort him as if he were ...

    Flathead County Sheriff's and Kalispell Police Reports ...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her ...

Pink Slime and meat glue were just the start. All that will be unnecessary when we have artificial meat. Yes, that's what I said. It wil...

The principal made it a habit to visit the classrooms one day a week. He walked into the 4th-grade class, where the children were study...

This is Mark Driscoll. He is one of the pastors at Mars Hill Church in Seattle. Even though he identifies with evangelicals, he's rece...

Once again, Flathead County Montana is the place to be. Where else can you get police reports like this: Unhappy Horses Flathead Co...

This is the Attorney General of the United State - Eric Holder. On Thursday, April 3, an anonymous young man walked into " a Washingt...

The clip below if from a movie produced by the cast of Monty Python called "The Life of Brian". It's a humorous look at how f...

On the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the ...

Three buddies are sitting around a campfire discussing how they would like to be remembered at their funerals and what they would like...

Jesus replied, "The hour has come for the Son of Man to be glorified. I tell you the truth, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the gr...

Well, I hope you've had dinner, and if you live in Iowa, you already know what I'm going to talk about. A battle is raging here a...

----------------------------------------- In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherl...

You really can't write comedy this good . What follows here is the Police Blotter page from the Flathead Beacon in Kalispell, MT Thurs...

A facial you'll never forget.  "A client receives a medical-cosmetic massage by way of African snails at a beauty salon in Krasno...