Monday, May 18, 2015

Human Being...It's What's For Dinner....apparently

This just in from Lagos, Nigeria as reported by the Daily Mail,

A Nigerian restaurant has reportedly been shut down for cooking human flesh and serving it to customers.
The police were tipped off by locals who suspected something horrific was taking place inside the kitchen.
They raided the hotel restaurant to discover human heads which were still dripping with blood in plastic bags.

 Disgusting: Nigerian restaurant has reportedly been shut down for cooking human flesh and serving it to customers (file photo of pork chops)

A local priest who ate at the restaurant - in the south-eastern province of Anambra - was alarmed at the price of meals there, let alone where the meat came from,BBC Swahili reported.
He was presented with a bill of 700 Naira - around £2.20 - when the daily wage for tens of millions of Nigerians is approximately 60p. 
The priest said: 'The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high.
'I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive.'

There was also apparently a large cache of arms found by police in the same establishment. The only time you regularly see severed human heads and guns together is at a ISIS meeting. I suppose you have to do something with the heads, so why not eat the evidence. Sort of gives new meaning to head cheese.

I feel so jaded. I am NOT hungry though.