Friday, May 11, 2012

Bad Joke Friday


A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively.
“I feel terrible,” she told him. “I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
“Forget it,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”
“Yes, and it’s lucky you have,” said the woman, drying her eyes. “I used them to patch the hole.”

 


The preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock, whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at some of them.
“Can’t you see, Ben,” intoned the parson, “that not one good thing comes out of this drinking?”
“Well, I sort of disagree there,” replied the backslider. “It makes me miss the folks I shoot at.”
 
Iran just produced a new stamp with a portrait of Mahmoud Ahmadinejab on it.
But the Iranian post office reported the new stamps keep falling off the envelopes.
Ahmadinejab demanded an explanation. One brave post office official suggested the people were spitting on the wrong side.
 

A black man, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
“Hello, Mr. President.”