Friday, April 27, 2012

Bad Joke Friday

“Well,” snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”
“Not me, Sarge!” the private replied. “Once I get out of the Army, I’m never going to stand in line again!”


Barack Obama was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.
He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.
“Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor.


A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her sick Grandpa.
When they are there, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly. “As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” said her Grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog, because Grandma said as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World.”


An eight-year-old boy says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad replies, “Sorry – can’t have it both ways.”