Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Another Edition of the Police Blotter From the Flathead Beacon



Once again, Flathead County Montana is the place to be. Where else can you get police reports like this:

Unhappy Horses
Flathead County Sheriff's and Kalispell Police Reports


Wednesday 4/4

7:57 a.m. Someone called in worried about a young man who was sitting cross-legged next to a pile of vomit under the overpass in Evergreen.

8:32 a.m. A young man was arrested after stealing his mom’s friend’s vehicle.

9:14 a.m. A man on Valley View Court reported that a Lab was in his yard barking.

9:36 a.m. A Columbia Falls resident said that the trash in the neighbor's yard is blowing around in the wind.

12:56 p.m. A Marion resident called in to discuss the recent cat poisoning situation and new developments.

1:22 p.m. Someone called in to talk about a small herd of “unhappy” horses on East Reserve Drive.

3:54 p.m. Reportedly, a young girl was en route to burglarize a man’s home on Haywire Gulch. Apparently, this is an ongoing problem. But this time no such burglary took place.

4:04 p.m. A Kalispell resident claimed that his neighbor was “messing up” his sewer but declined to say how.

7:19 p.m. Someone on Eighth Street West reported that the neighbor threatened to shoot a stray dog with a pellet gun.

 
 

How the Dead Vote

This is the Attorney General of the United State - Eric Holder. On Thursday, April 3, an anonymous young man walked into "a Washington, DC polling place at 3401 Nebraska Avenue, NW, on primary day of this year--April 3, 2012--and giving Holder’s name and address. The poll worker promptly offers the young man Holder’s ballot to vote." He was not Eric Holder. This according to Breitbart News.

This should be enough to make even the most uninformed voter realize how important it is to have a voter ID law in place. But perhaps there's a reason why the politicians don't want to do this? Maybe, they know how to use it to their advantage? If an unscrupulous person had a list of recently deceased people on election day, he or she could spend that day voting in the name of the dead for the candidate of their choice. It could certainly explain why Chicago always goes Democrat on and election day. So when election day roles around in November, bring out your dead. Vote vicariously for them and for you candidate. Or as they say in Chicago, vote early and often.